Stealing My Beloved Cheese…(squeak-squeak-sob-sob)! 😖😞😢😬

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In my old age, (and always… I love Cheese).

The only cheese I do not love is…Cottage Cheese!

Cottage cheese says to me…” Dee-Dee you are on a diet”!

My taste buds become REBEL turncoats…as soon as the lumpy, mushy stuff touches it! Eck! 😛

BUT…give me: plain American, Edam, Swiss or Jarlsberg, Havarti, Mozzarella, Danish Blue, or Cheddar, (sharp or mild), Brie or even low-fat variety cheese… on a half of toasted New York City Bagel, with black coffee, and Dee-Dee is savoring her dream breakfast…

It's all over the news “Do Not Eat Cheese it has Listeria…that could kill you!

THUS, my cheesy nightmare… 🙃

I could be innocently enjoying my breakfast then fall to the kitchen floor DEAD… but with a smile on my face. 😊

It had dangerous Listeria!

Goodbye!!!😘

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Dee-Dee Diamond

Born & raised in Brooklyn, 80 years, ago. Interviewed by The Brooklyn Historical Society. I published a funny book called” First Stop Brooklyn” it's on Amazon.