I’ve got a New Regular Beau/Admirer

But don’t get jealous…

… He calls me day & night…regularly!

I don’t know anything about this person.

I am filled with curiosity, & fear.

Questions; questions and more questions.

Is he tall and handsome…or short & ugly…you ask.

Is he rich or poor?

Productive or on “the Dole”?

Does he have a regional accent, like a Southern Drawl, Boston Twain, or New Yawk-ese, or from overseas.

Can “He of the phone” be a scholar or illiterate?

Is he Catholic, Muslim, Jewish, Hindu or an Atheist or other?

Why does he keep moving around the country, using different calling numbers?

Is (he) a (she) or them?

I never heard his voice since whenever he calls…I see “Spam Caller”, so I don’t answer the call.