“BOOBIES with Cream” …
* No, it's not a new dessert!!
I had a rash of complaint to hassle over this week.
It was raspberry-like, 🍓 it burnt, and it did not enhance “this dish”.
Too much humidity, too much summer heat… helped it to bloom!
Woe is me…I was one miserable Boobies- Owner!
My “Poly-Esther Bra👙” was its original foe…that steamed my lovely Boobies.
This hellish condition caused me to cry out to my doctor for relief.
I had this milady 5 years ago, & (since I never clear out my medicine chest…tsk-tsk) … I had an old tube of cream still aging on a shelve.
I read the tube of Cream that “de -rashed” my Boobies then… (or so I thought).
Unfortunately, the cream date showed it had expired.
No calling a doctor directly these days. 😏 So instead I had to go to Weil-Cornell’s Medical website to log-into my patient account.
Option ONLY is to send an Email.
I wrote a detailed message re: my “under Boobie-bloom” …
I read the RX Cream name, & noted it was purchased, at my same local pharmacy.
The doctor I had gotten that RX was no longer at Weil Cornell.
(Their doctors seem to leave this hospital group, frequently). This Physician’s assistant read my message for a request for this cream.
“You must have an office visit… to get this prescription again,” responded the assistant.
“May I talk to the doctor, please”?
“No, you won’t be able to talk to the physician…she’s not available, but you can take pictures of your raging Boobies, then send photos via an email, to her office.
No-no WAY! 🙄
(1)- I’m not computer savvy enough for the task.
(2)-I don’t feel comfortable sending photos of my personal BOOBS floating naked over the internet.
(3)- I’m uncomfortable, in pain, itching, & I cannot wear a bra as the band hurts as it rubs the exact area. It's impossible, I can’t wait until next week for an available appointment with this replacement Doctor.
They still hold the records from the last doctor, who was from her same practice. I persisted writing the same request…until to get rid of me, she relented and faxed the RX to my drug store, for a re-fill.
The tube of cream arrived so I applied it… generously.
It stung like Hell! 😱🥵but the instructions enclosed state to apply continuously for 8 days, so I continue to smear it on. 🥺
Now would you believe this cream was the WRONG RX…eight days later… “the berry-red rash” is worse! Now it's changed into a Purple/Fushia mix, more like mashed blueberries. OW! 😮🥵
I messaged the medical center, again.
An annoyed Doctor’s messenger answers, "I SAID Doctor is NOT available until next Tuesday…IF she can squeeze you in”!
Huh?
Desperate I telephone another Doctor… at different practice.
I’m almost in tears.
“Lucky for me” ☘…Today it is 100 degrees in New York City, with poor air quality. 😛
Thus, this Doctor has cancellations, so he will see me this afternoon. Hurrah!
I brought along the tube of stuff I was using for the rash to show him.
“W-h-hat…😷this is a “Fungal” 🍄 Cream”! Duh! He screams…smacking his forehead. It’s no wonder your Boobies are burning”!
🥵 You have just a heat rash…
Zinc Oxides Ointment & Baby Powder… will do the trick. This fungal cream “did cause extreme irritation-burn…to the bloom”. 🥵😱
So, “Hello” what is the lesson of my story?
🤔 I’m thinking — I’m thinking!
LOL! 🤣
