As Mama always said, “One mother can take care of 20 children, but 20 children cannot take care of ONE mother.”

Beware of this true story…

If your adult kids suddenly invite you to join them for lunch…DO NOT GO!

Do answer, “No, I have an appointment… thanks for asking”.

It’s a ploy to kidnap you.

Oh, sure they’ll eat lunch with you, in your favorite restaurant, cheerfully. 😁 😁😁

BUT don’t assume you’re going home, again, (afterwards), “Honey- Bun”, to your familiar home…

After that lovely meal, then they’ll deposit you in a “Senior Old Age Home” …for keeps!

Now could it be because you were driving them “NUTS” 🙄🙄🙄by making constant demands on their lives, or whinnying as they did, as youngsters?

Your “offspring” will be free of the responsibility of your care…after leaving you there…in “Sunny Vista Assisted Living Home”.

“Halleluiah they’ll scream after tricking you…they’ll have peace.

😘😘😘

(This how my very next-door neighbor Mrs. Selma X disappeared last week) …REMEMBER DO NOT GO OUT TO LUNCH!