“A Citizen Canine Crap Cop, … I am No More” 😗
Strolling on my NYC block, I see a man pick up his dog & deposit him square inside the rod iron enclosure, around our newly planted tree. He watched as his dog got into position to take a crap.
The lovely flowers that circled the tree trunk… the dog trampled on… as he circled the enclosure.
My ire got the best of me. The gall of the man!
I pass by him and voice my distain at this dirty act, “Excuse me but don’t you see the sign stating curb your dog”?
The tall, bald tattooed man 😱Screamed at me…” I’ll do what the fuck I WANT”!
So shocked & taken back, I snapped,” Y-you’re some kinda citizen”!
WELL… that set him off! 😖
He swore foul curses at me… ignoring the fact that I’m a senior citizen…
I left the scene to go about my walk…but he continued ranting after me with gusto. 😱👿
Shaken & frightened I held my head high…I wouldn’t allow him to know how scared I was of him. 😨
………………. “Holy Crap” ……………….
Hours later as I waited at my building’s elevator bank, in the lobby, shocker… here enters the crazed mad man.
He heads to me and yells, “He was not a huge dog”.
“Stupid me” answered him, “That’s not the point…if other dogs sniff that odor, they too will shit there.”
Then the rough neck turns to me to holler, “That wasn’t me…you are mistaken, Bitch…and I’ll remember you”! 😬😠👿👹
