A little fly flew up my nose in the park.

When I told my adult daughter, she, (” the smart-ass”), joked,

“At least you got penetrated today”! HA! HA!

If you are a widow in her then,70’s, you still get penetrated daily, but not in the conventional sexual way.

Now it’s usually in your dry eyes, (via eyedrops), your nose with antihistamine spray, your vagina with Premarin cream, and your rectum with both Fleet suppositories, then even Preparation H.

OH, what fun penetration is these days!!!



Dee-Dee Diamond

Born & raised in Brooklyn, 80 years, ago. Interviewed by The Brooklyn Historical Society. I published a funny book called” First Stop Brooklyn” it's on Amazon.